Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

What if Frozen was an anime series?

(Source: kazaki03)

Posted 3 months ago
  1. Cpt. Falcon: So it's raining right, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there: Your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?
  2. Luigi: Oh I've heard this one. You give your car to your most trustworthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.
  3. Cpt. Falcon: No. You go home and REEVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!!!!
  4. Source: Sanity Not Included - Save the Phallus by guitarmasterx7 x dexterboy124 (at 1:35)
Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

Even though it seems like I’m avoiding you, I truly care about you and I’m just a bit more busy now.

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago
toptumbles:

Gym buddies

toptumbles:

Gym buddies

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago
tibets:

bitch i’m fabulous

tibets:

bitch i’m fabulous